What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer

Why do anteaters never get sick?
They are full of anty-bodies

Why does E.T have such large eyes?
He saw the phone bill

What did the dog say to the tree?
bark

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"Thanks, I'll never part with it"

Who has two thumbs and is having a great week?
*Giving the thumbs up* I am



~Chris